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Ep 127 “Sparkly Rocks and Stressed-Out Lettuce: Gardening with Crystals”

May 18, 2025 • Esther Aitken

What happens when gardening meets good vibes and glittery geology? You get this episode.

Join Esther Williams—your cheeky host and dirt-loving rebel—for a slightly woo, slightly wild, and totally entertaining deep dive into the world of crystal gardening. From chakra-charged compost to protective tourmaline tucked near the tomatoes, we’re exploring how crystals have made their way from yoga studios to veggie beds—and why you might just want to bury a bit of sparkle under your zucchinis.

In this episode:
🔮 What the woo is all about (with just enough sarcasm to keep it grounded)
🌿 Which crystals to use for abundance, protection, or plant pep talks
🪴 How to place them without looking like you’ve started a cult in your backyard
🌕 Bonus tips for moon planting, naming your crystals, and laughing your way through the weirdness

Whether you’re crystal-curious or just here for the compost jokes, this episode is for anyone who believes gardening should be joyful, magical, and maybe just a little bit sparkly.

🎧 Hit play and discover why your kale might just vibe better with a rock named Kevin.

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